Six movies in. These go by so fast. And already I'm puzzled... I could have sworn it was Disney that was all fairytale princesses, but there's been a total of one so far, and that's out of five movies. Over the course of their, what... thirty? Twenty five? that would add up to something like five or six princesses maximum, which... ehh, I suppose it's a large enough group, but doesn't seem to fit what I'm thinking of. Anyway, Saludos Amigos doesn't sound like any fairy tale I know, so I guess the trend of not doing that at all continues.
Over the run of the Disney first impressions so far, I've been feeling kinda... I don't know, smug? Cold? Condescending? Artsy-fartsy movie critic? I should be more enthusiastic about getting to see these movies. Is it a problem with me? Am I overstressed from school, or overdickish from getting my education polished up? Or is it an issue with these movies themselves? I'd really like to know what you guys think, so put up your commends and we'll see what's up.
Anyway, it's time for me to move on from Bambi, so let's go to... what, would that be Spain? Sounds Spanish. I don't know Spanish. Amigos is friends, though, and saludos sounds like salut which is hello, so it's Hello Friends! in some language or other. I still think Spanish. Maybe Italian.
I'm out of clever things to say and pizza twists to snack upon. (This one is definitely "upon.") So without further ado!
Buena Vista. Not RKO
A greeting to you
Lake Titicaca these are viciously fast titles
WITH A GAY SONG IN YOUR HEART
Yeah, this is all very hey a dedication to Latin America
very 40s. Musically.
the crap this is live action
THIS is animated and we're in Brazil and apparently Argentina
Cordoba, Mendoza, Lake Titicaca, Bolfuckit
now we're live action again. Inca history and folklore.
the woven boats are interesting but why am I watching a documentary
what exacly consitutes a conservative hat, does it try to chase women into the kitchen
walking nope nope you're gonna explain ahhhhh okay
"walking haystacks" I ask THE HAUGHTY ARISTOCRATIC LLAMA hehehe the cartoon version
so this is like a documentary about the Disney animators finding inspirations for
Is that DONALD DUCK OH MY GWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT THE FUCK WAS THA
HOLY SMOKED HAMS ON A TRUFFLE WAGON is that his VOCIE?
THAT IS HE FUNNIEST AND MOST INCROMPEHENSIBLE THING I HAE EVER HEARD
just how do you even I mean I guess he does sound like a duck
okay then. That's... that's Donald Duck
that's what he sounds like
like a zipper mated with a kazoo
ahhhhhhhhhh it's gonna hurt to laugh
annnd his heart goes nuts
so is balsa wood actually reeds thehahahaa that was fail
bye Donald HELLO Donald hello duck pie
that was a pun. "Loaf around"
It's like a documentary that occasionally gets sidetracked by no seriously do they actually navigate mountsins like that
this flute music sounds sort of Chinese
So the animation is HAHAHAHA and Donald soaks himself
pretty sure he's playing the llama equivalent of the Jaws theme
noope, but this is just as funny
the animation is a lot simpler in this one.
Going through clouds like that is something I'vr always wanted to BUT NOT A BRIDGE LIKE THAT HOLY SMOKES
nicely done, Donald annnnd the llama AHAHAHAA Donald's berserk squawking isjust I dont even
WHAT IS HE annnd now the llama is riding the duck on a single plank make that NO planks nicely done Donald
and now we're done with Lake Titicaca and back to live people
Well if no cameras are allowed then how are you filming oooof pretty art
it's amazing how they can visualize the character inside that outlined space
Three planes, eh? So one day a little golden jet shows up and invades their hangar?
Hello Pedro. Hehehe the hat.
they have a school for airplanes
hehehe airplane skeleton
and the MOUNTAIN OF GOZERY DOOM
hehe the tower's a character too
just pronounce it MOUNTAIN OF GOZERY DOOM like I do
Pedro is a fun design
as a character, anyway, from an avionics perspective he's shit
Downdraft? Mama told you stay clear of those, bud
The background art is niiiice. I mean, everything's clean, it's just not complex. annnd there's a AN AIRPLANE DISGUISED IN A CLOUD
and dropped it like a chump
as much as any airplane is "natural born": but sure
A CONDOR. "I was afraid of that" why is he being the Millennium Falcon and oh my, GOZER DOOM MOUNTAIN is here and SHOOTING RAIN LASERS AT HIM
get away Pedro, get away!
kind of don't like the inside-cockpit perspective there, it goes against what do you mean nevermind the mail, Narrator? Pedro's a mail plane. This is a matter of HONOR
uh oh. Well that ain't good
Pedro my buddy where are you going
OH COME ON this shouldn't have been perilous. Cute airplane, no stress, oh you dicks found a way.
Well yes, that IS Pedro. AHAHAHA ONE POSTCARD
happy plane :D
And now we are in Buenos Aires. Where they are intorducing landmarks in live-action whose names I cannot spell.
What is a gowcho? Goucho? Goucho. Looks like a NAtive American on a horse
those are some REALLY "fun" horses
damn I could go for some carne asada now
Interesting dance rhuthm ACCORDIAN
they really do, I was gonna say, there are a lot of basic underpinnings in our East Coast music too
You know what? I really love topological maps. Topographical? Topographical I think
OH HEY THAT'S FELLA that's the other one it's guy
he's there's Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and he's being stripped nude and attacked by a raggamoffyn.
haHA, poncho pun and that is one ridiculous-looking hrose and it kissed him and ran away
"easily subdues" yeah right score 1 point for the horse
who gets booted away by the next screen.,
yes, we must add the goucho
Look what happens when you tell a horse things
GODDAMMIT I WANT MEATNOW thick juicy tender steaks
I know thay guy's name who is th echaracter
oh this will go bad "one two bite cut chew"
I mean it DID but not how i expected. watch out for that ostrich bud, they do mad ballet
"DID HE SAY BOLAS?"
love a bolas. DING!
the exaggerated slow motion is loads of fun
WHACK WHACK WHACK wait wait wait how did rewinding end up with a differenr result
hahaha horse tears
ohhhhh sold out by a skipping record
HORSE IN A DRESS because why not
what kind of animal is Goucho, anyway? cause he doesn't look too much and there go his pants
too much not like the horse
or a duck,,,
haha love the dumb laugh
HAHAHAA fire in the hole
Adios already? That was really short.
Ah, we still get to do Brazil. :D
Live action again. WWWWWOW those mountsins are incredible
it all loos so slick those sidewalks look fantastic, the zebra swirls
I kind of want to go to Brazil now
that's a cool float
Let's hear this hit song then :D
I kind of like Latin music anyway so
Joe Carioca the parrot guy they just drew?
loving the painting animation
oh this music jumps :D
even though the lyrics are just BRAZIL
BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM I've heard this before FLAMINGOS
not with lyrics Tiger lilies? think so
odd looking plant allo bird well that woud do it I suppose BANANAS :D
are now toucans that's clever
o t hat's so obbously a bird
BUT NOT THAT BIRD HI DONALD :D
Bird's got style. He's like 40's Brazilian Lando
hehehe oh man Joe's got your noises pegged doesn't he
tell him to speak English
AHHAHAA THE DICTIONARIES
okay that is just a MAD AWESOME FLUTE RIFFF. Umbrella or no I am on board with this
okay apparently he can jjust turn objects into musical instuments. Hell of a talent
the land getting painted in annnnnd Donald's butt just rebelled against him
join the crowd, Don
THAT was booze
spicy booze well that's one way to get a light I suppose
is Joe speaking Spanish? Cause it sounds not Spanish
rhythm section :D I remember getting to play with random percussion stuff in music classes back in grade school. Always fun
Samba has a fantastic rhythm
HOLD THE EXCUSE ME THE END?
Um... well, I just confirmed with Lacy that we didn't miss anything. THAT was a short movie. Huh. Welllll flub. Eh screw it I had fun. Suppose it's just as well, I have second thoughts posts do do before I run any further behind. Thanks for reading, as always, and again - please throw in comments about how I've been doing lately. If I'm bugging people I wanna know.