Sometimes Jeremy has a clever thing to say before the jump break. Sometimes he's got no such thing. Sometimes he's impatient and just wants to get to the movie. This is one of those times.
Obligatory what do I know about the film?
• It's a time travel movie, I think, because it's called Back to the Future
• Someone from the future will come to the present
• They (the mysterious THEY ooooo) will have to get this individual back to the future.
• I'm not allowed to see or hear the DVD menu. Aaaagain.
• Lots of people want me to watch it so WITHOUT FURTHER ADO
Universal! Last time this was a good thing. Here we go.
...also Universal. Yes. I know this. Move along.
SPIELBERG YOU PEOPLE ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE
tick tick tick tick tick...
tick tick tick
I get it already clocks exist
YES THEY HAVE PENDULUMS TOO GET ON WITH IT
AND SOME OF THEM ARE CATS AND OWLS AND DOGS ENOUGH
Brown mansion destroyed. Significant?
1985 is the year.
that's how not to make coffee
THE POWER OF LOVE. Awesome title.
and MISSING PLUTONIUM now I'm intrigued
that's how not to make toast. This is a room full of clocks and accomplishments in not success
hm. Einstein's not hungry
or maybe dead
There's a doc.
ooh, powering up a Mysterious Device
OVERDRIVE. love it
what is it?
this seems unwise
this is VERY UNWISE
that's a very tiny guitar AND A VERY BIG AMP
DON'T STAND IN FRONT YOU MORON
yup. you deserved just about all of that.
that's a vastly impractical way to play rock & roll, just saying.
Thank you for the tip, Doc.
HAHAHHAHAA. I like the Doc already, he's nuts.
This music rocks.
THE POWER OF LOVE, IT'S A CURIOUS THING
CHANGE YOUR HEART TO A LITTLE WHITE DOVE
STRONG AND IT'S SUDDEN AND CRUEL SOME TIMES BUT IT MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIIIIIFE
That's the Power of Love, bitches.
Girlfriend or friend who is a girl
she's cute and HELLO authority figure
Dr. BROWN. Like the mansion that no longer exists.
Hello, I'm Principal Rectum.
so they're going back in time
yes, you are the pinheads. That was an awesome song and you're butchering it like lazy somethings
big poofy hair though
biiiig poofy hair.
I like trucks. Not generally, but you know, they can be helpful.
she totally did. SAVE THE CLOCK TOWER, RUIN THE MOMENT.
they're going 30 years back in time.
music's back, still cool
this is getting iTuned after the movie SHE LOVES YOU GUY. GO YOU :D
THAT'S THE POWER THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
now that vehicle looks not good
your dad is a noodle, kid.
Biff. Sounds fitting for a large meatheaded obnoxious rectum.
what was that dance
was that a your mother joke in 1985?
seriously. a noodle.
this is mom then
that cake is tragic.
YOUR DAD IS JUST THE MOST UNCOOL OF THINGS
full of lies, madam.
HAHHAHAHA REALLY? where's my wife, then? or does it have to be a car
that's a stupid name for a dance
they're setting all the pieces in place, I can see it now
OH THE FACE ON HER. just priceless. The man is the most annoying thing.
way to be a winner, kid.
video camera, eh? we're about to do something awesome
skateboards. never got into 'em
hey Einstein. How's the world's starvingest dog
oh ehere we go let's see some time machine :D
and some Doc for that matter!
dog's like "what"
that's a car
that's like a space car
with CRAZY DOORS HELLO
AND CRAZY DOCTOR HELLO look at the hair I love it
um, he's wearing a radioactive symbol.
oh sure send the dog
oh here we go what does this do
Doc's never allowed driving my car when I cget a car just saying
is that fast? I think it's fast
"YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT" love it
come on do it
here we go :D
YOU ARE A CRAZY FOOL MAN
but what if he was wrong? also THERE'S FIRE THERE
there's a LOT of fire there
WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY INDEED :D
the music's just jovially bonkers and I love it
yeah why a car
HAHHAHA THAT DOES NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION THOUGH
OKAY THEN it's dangerous when it reappears
covered with ice? or did it melt
he looks so puzzled it's hilarious
loving the sounds
man's got the craziest eyes
well that's gonna get stolen then
bet we're gonna meet young man Peabody
A LITTLE MORE KICK
jigawatt? how much is that?
HE STOLE BOMB PLUTONIUM FROM TERRORISTS. he really is a crazy man and I love it
"cotton underwear in the future"
1985 + 25 = 2010 WE'VE BEEN THERE :D
terroritsts. because of course.
YOU STOLE PLUTONIUM FROM THEM OF COURSE THEY DID
well, he's a very brave kind of stupid
well, he's a very dead kind of stupid
this is as rational a reason for time travel as well no it's really not but I'm still on board with this
don't think you meant to hit that button
DON'T TEASE ME I WANT TIME TRAVEL
that music is fantastic :D
HERE WE GO YES THE MUSIC IS WITH US WE CAN DO ANYTHING
ladies and gentlemen, the wrong way to stop a car.
YOung Man Peabody?
I still don't remember the kid's name
YESSSSSSS IT'S A UFO KID YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE
AAAAHAHAHHAA HE LOOKS LIKE N ALEIN
hehehehe I love it
AHAHAHAHA YOU MUTATED SON OF A BITCH
HEHEHE IT WAS PEABODY I SAW THE MAILBOX
what is it
don't be fascinating, musical bells, tell me OH HEY YOU HAVE NO HOUSE
so that's cool
It just hurts so much to laugh
you're out of plutonium, guy
now that's an old old song
this is awesomely done guys
and the music is eerie now
this is no John Williams
and that must have looked futurey
HAHHAA didn't even realize that about the vest
phone numbers have five numbers
did you just mutilate a phonebook and then show the owner
THAT'S HIS DAD :D
THAT'S A RECTUM
that kid is wearing 3D glasses
no seriously look at him
noodle. absolute noodle.
he just made it happen! :D
so his dad is George. What's the kid's name how did I miss this seriously
GEORGE YOU'RE A PERVERT
well no he's a peeping George.
well that looks familiar
I HIT ANOTHER ONE.
it is! It's his mom!
Allo kid's mom!
NOPE THAT'S WRONG. oh dear, not a dream
she's really cute. Don't say it
doooon't say it
She's really into the purple underwear thing
MArty. come on Lorraine pay attention
well that didn't sound extremely inappropriate at all HAHAHAHAHH
hehehe is everyone going to be on about the vest
RIGHT THE JAIL :D
so amused right now SHE'S A CREEP AND IT'S FUNNY
hehehe he's so not ready to be in 1955
A BIT YES
that's right, that's before Kennedy
oh no don't even
stop being bad Lorraine
OHGOD NO NO NO NOPE NOPE OKAY THEN THAT WAS A GROPE
OH THAT'S ALL KINDS OF NOT ALRGIGHT
bad news, Sam...
nice house! right it burns down. wonder how that happens
WHAT is on his head WHAT is he doing
"SHUT UP THIS IS SCIENCE"
that you're a genius?
that you're a moron. got it
hehehehe going for the hairstyle
THE ACTOR YESSSSSSS I SAW THAT I FORGOT THAT :D
he remembers more than I do also crazy eyes love it
is it really just a Y?
you're no spring chicken now right because your hair's a prize.
the future rationalizing is great
That's what it looks like when a brain explodes! I always wondered
LET ME OUT OF THIS ROOM, SOMEONE SAID JIGAWATTS IN THERE
right yes it's so easy to get RIGHT FROM THE DRUGSTORE
"that says it all" how nice to be mildly younger than I am now.
OH YES YOU HAVE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING here I thought they'd need to summon Gozer or tell the Emperor all about how Marty's a Jedi just like George and I don't think anyone's gonna buy that
BACK TO THE FUTURE he said it
oh right THAT WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU SCREWED IT UP AND YOUR MOM WANTS YOU this movie is messed up in hilarious WHERE IS HIS HEAD
"weight has nothing to do with it"
tell him he's a noodle
KICK HIM. "maybe you were adopted"
how is getting pranked being a slacker?
yeahhhh you're in trouble
I;m sure this will be a very successful plan.
She basically just you know
"isn't he a dream"
Wh ARE things so heavy in the future, Marty?
who lets a man who looks like that into a school?
RHYTHMIC CERMEONIAL RITUAL. :D
hey, he's a legit geek. As opposed to just a noodle.
right because you suck at music that isn't bad
his hairstyle is just... very bad
like dead rat bad
oh hello you're a creep. OH RIGHT
RIGHT HE IS VERY SIZE. you are very not size.
NOPE HAHAHAHHA TRY AGAIN BIFF
yeah that would be kind of creepy
hehehe he is, too
seriously what's with the hair
no not clocks again we did clocks
hehehe I think I see where this is going
HAHAHAHA YESS HE'S VADER
wait that's Star Trek I KNOW THINGS NOW I AM SPECIAL AND WONDERFUL :D
"last night Darth Vader came down and said he'd melt my brain"
don't take notes
wait you're you. yes take notes.
"GIMME A MILK> MAKE IT CHOCOLATE"
this is Goerge being a badass. It is not success.
her density, eh?
that's much better
REMINDER: I AM SIZE
instant skateboard. what the hell were THEY riding?
the music is just fantastic who allows this to not be in my ears
hahaha they're morons
oh dearie me she's hooked
THE HELL, GUYS
High probability of truck
UP AND OVER
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT INDEED YES YES YES :D
oh you've done it now kid
well now what's htis going to mean
yes it's fascinating how much it says you're gonna die
There's even a tiny clock
jigawatts, it never stops being funny and my side hurts
and then he explodes and destroys City Hall by knocking it into the abyss. It's a great plan
she said "I would much prefer to date my own son" and it wasn't weird of all, no
CRAZY EYES I'm right there with you Doc
YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS, KNEW IT! bad Lorraine :D
she's got a butt chin I can't unsee it
the swish in the front is so crazy
well you see George it's a clever plan that will be detailed later. By Ghostbusters.
Good save Marty. "Daddy-o"
Cunning plan. Don't ask questions.
CUNNING PLAN NEVER ASK ME THAT QUESTION
maybe don't pose like that when you say it
if your hair didn't look like something died on your head, I'm sure you'd be more confident
well this is completely inconspicuous. Nice work Doc
that I';m going to STILL HAVE CRAZY EYES. Man's like the king of the crazy eye
that shirt is just amok, I'm not on board with the shirt
"for instance, don't steal from terrorists. That would be a reasonable precaution"
annnd trouble begins :D
it's called MONEY good sir
LOVE ME A SAXOMOPHONE
I'll tell you a secret about me: I love some jazz.
I'll tell you another secret about me: I hate me some George dancing
Hello inappropriate couple, how's whatnows
She looks so ridiculous when she's trying to be cool
So that cunning plan of yours AND THAT'S THE BOOZE
HAHAHAH don't be a square Marty well now she's just some kind of AHHAHAHAHA THE IRONY
OHOHO OHO oh you guys no it hurts to laugh you're not allowed oh it's just so painful
George, go do a thing WELL NOW THAT IS A DRESS WITH YESSIREE THAT IS A DRESS
oh go on, do it, it's not like it's the world's most awkward idea HELLO LET US NOT BE DOING THAT he did not like that at all
she looks horrified IS HE A MARTIAN are you a Martian?
\'yes I am indeed your brother never kiss me again"
OH SHIT THAT'S NOT RIGHT
I don't think he keeps money there, most people don't oh no OH NO OKAY THIS IS WHY IS THERE STRESS
I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS
Way to mess with the sax man
He's good, I rarely hear the sax played so well without the actual instrument in hand
Life's about to get real bad for you sir
HAHAH the strut
George don't be a noodle THIS IS NOT THE TIME
YES THIS IS RIGHT
THE SIZE it might be a problem why do MacFlys forget the size
do it do it do it
hm the photo's still wrong you'll want to get on that YOU ARE RUNNING SHORT ON TIME TO TRAVEL IN TIME
"I'm being helpful with this explanation, I'm quite sure of it"
oh would you look at that HAHAH MArvin's face just like "eh good enough then"
I'm sure I've heard this song or something like it WHAT DFO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW
I'm with you Marvin he's not succeeding at replacement guitaLET US NOT BE CREEPY NOISES
oh well that's very creepy
Lay one on her, guy
THAT'S THE WAY
You do not have time to really cook.
No it's probably not. Theeeere you go.
Can musicians really just do that?
This rocks too actually
Oh so this really turns his whole life around
but that will mean changes when MArty gets back
This feels like a reference. Who's Mariin berry?
Guy, a bit more sedate eh? annnnnnnnnnd you blew it.
STOP HAVING A GUITARGASM IT IS VERY RUDE
Nobody is ready for that yet. Nobody ever will be. Do not do that.
that was civil of you.
and SUPER awkward
how is this helpful
DON'T LET HIM PLAY WITH MATCHES wou;d be better advice
OH RIGHT WE STILL HAVE TO DO THIS
love Doc Brown he's so delightfull nutHAHAHAH "NO CONCEPT OF TIME?"
This should be all but impossible
I'm on board :D
again with the clocks
"just do the impossible and we're all good. Crazy eyes for luck!"
GET IN THE VEHICLE
oh well that's most excellent love when a plan falls apart
Trees, you're the hero of none of the stories.
and now Gozer's coming this is perfect
ARE YOU A DOC? and there's Zuul
you're not gonna know a lot about the future if you stay put
LET'S HANG OUT FOR A BIT
did he NEED to slide across the car? I'm sure he did. Required part of the 80s teenage diet, car-sliding
this just keeps being not together.
loving the brass
you have as much as you want, moron
Why not take more? hehe "fluxing"
DOn't tell me it's out of gas
that would be the worst plan flaw of all time
IT'S GO TIME LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN :D
THE MUSIC IS not with us what happened TREES AGAIN
WHY IS EVERYTHING NOT RIGHT hehehe even his crazy scream is hilarious
FIX IT NOW
HERE WE GO
did they just set fire to the building
minor bit of public arson, nothing to worry about
"I'\ll just leave this here"
wow the town's gone to hell in 30 years
I told you, not the greatest way to stop a car
it's a porn theater now?
maybe close the door?
I FOUND SOME TERRORISTS.
this is why you take more than 10 minutes, moron
tell me he read the letter
he read the letter, right?
come on, you can't kill off DocBrown
HAHAHA AWESOME YES YOU DID SIR
2015, then, that's next year :D
bet I could throw a fun party together to celebrate the arrival of Doc Brown
hahaha topical song
LEARN HOW TO SLEEP, KID
these look like successful and interesting people
hey look, your dad's not a noodle!
yeah but see that's a terrible story involving, you know, sexual assault
OOH YEAH. THAT IS A TRUCK.
there's a lady
HI THERE DOC :D
so happy he;s back WITH DUDS SUCH DUDS AS ONE HAS NEVER SEEN
TITLE AGAINLOVE IT
he's making fusion with garbage. Next year's going to be the best thing ever, apparently
THEY GET MARRIED?
WE DON'T NEED ROADS badass AWESOME OH HELL YES THAT'S HOW YOU END A THING
Wish I'd had the time (hey hey!) to watch this yesterday. Greatly enjoyed. Second thoughts tomorrow, as usual. Was this actually Spielberg, by the way? It didn't feel like his movie and there was another name in front too. Someone tell me and then I'll label it accordingly.