We're going to kick this one off not with a witty quip but with a big congratulations for the Los Angeles Kings on their win. I'm pretty sure we all knew that one was coming and I'm sure the headlines would have been good either way - "Kings Crowned Again" vs. "Kings Dethroned" or something yes I know they didn't win last year shut up they got it in 2012 ANYWAY back on track: the Rangers were outclassed but they played one hell of a tight game all the way through to a double overtime. It was tense, exciting, action-packed and why am I talking about all this now?
Because that's what I'm expecting from Terminator 2. :D
Predictions already done and the DVD's just been set up. Roomie's going to be sitting in for part of this one.
That's... overly dramatic music for cars.
the playgroudn that's just horrifying
heh, the future was when I was two.
seriously the TITLE OF THE MOVIE the playground is justHELLO there
you forgot your skin, pal
it's already so TENSE NAD OPPRESSIVE I LOVE IT
guys they've got more money this time and it's awesome
are we gonna meet him?
SKYNET. Wait TWO?
like one and one? or yeah okay one and one. HI JOHN why did I not remember "John"
CALLED IT I'm so smart
familiar music. Awesome.
what an image to choose to demonstrate the horror of war. I'm already sold on this and you know what the music's sort of subtly different. Maybe it's the imagery or they played it brand new or something but it just sounds sad and horrifSKULLS HELLO SIR DUMDUMDUM DAHDUM
guys guys I'm so excited for this you don't even know how soldi already am
here we go
ELECTRICAL PROBLEMS AHOY
oh cool it's like a sphere of energy and WOW the damage OH HELLO SIR
well I was right. Let's go find some punks punks are fun
"acquisition of clothing" was a Level 35 priority hahaha
they always pick just the worst people to go annoy first
I'm loving the Terminator-Vision
Paused. Roomie's got a call. I'm just studying the screen while he's talking; it's amazing how many details they threw in just for kicks. Match probability's great, although 0601 has to indicate feet and inches rather than a more reasonable system for computers to use. Look, I go by feet and inches for height too, but a machine should really be using metric. Just saying.
What else do we have... Endomorph, cool, I know that from school. I think the Terminator's more of a Medomorph though. That's not right. Ectomorph, Endomorph, ... V shape morph. Midmrph? I'm sure it started with an M.
Also apparently he has 480 levels of scan. That makes me laugh.
AND WE'RE BACK. Turn your phones off at the movies, jerks. :P
"I need your clothes your boots and yoru bike" HAHAHA NO TIME FOR YOUR PLEASE
OHSHIT face on him
Terminator says no
OH GOD THAT WOULD SUCK
yyyyyyeah guys, he's back
"I can use this one to clean my teeth"
HAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LVOE IT
guys I'm actually praising the badguy right now because just what a balls awesaome music pick
really? you think you've got what it takes to take down a Teminator? It took a hweole movie last time
WHY THANK YOU SIR.
OH YES GUYS WE ARE BACK AND IT IS ON AND I AM SO SOLD
you get a hell of an entrance to beat, fella
Emperors? On my beat? I don't think so
hehe that's pretty cool
this guy's lean, mean and PICKS SMART DISGUISES. we're playing with a smart lead and I love it LOOK AT THAT SO USEFUL
guys is it him? is it him? :D
what happened to Sarah?
guys no don't tell me she's dead
hey John! I think I just met older you and youuuuuuu are a brat
you two are real prizes, aren't you
guys that's a motorbike who lets a kid that age ride a motorbike
SARAH CONNOR YES
holy crap she's a tank
YOU SON OF A WEASELS.
clever way to remind everyone
OH YES SHE DID. AWESOME.
guys she';s not a panda
are you being a dick YOU'RE BEING A DICK.\
OH WHAT THE HELL
NO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS COME ON
YOU WOULD GET BETTER TREATMENT IN JAIL
Hey Old John! :D
look at him it's totally him, the contempt on his face for this place
the eyes, so much "no" in them.
wait maybe not, ihe should know what he looks like
oh wait BIG GUY ON A BIKE OH WELL IT'S ON NOW
This is gonna rock guys.
you, Young John, are a brat of the hightest order
she taught you how to be a hacker before you wer I don't even know how old?
pre-puberty, by the sounds of it THE PICTUREE :D
man don't diss your mom she will own you WELL OF CORUSE SHE DID YOU'RE MY FAVORITE, SARAH
guys she's been upgraded into a stone cold badass and I love OH CRAP HE'S ALREADY HERE
who's REESE? guys guys no :(
guys he's dead :(
I'm tearing yoiu can't do this to me
he said it to her guys no
"there's no fate but what we make of it" can they stop the skynet? That's the movie I gope
guys no you can't make me emotional this early it's unfair
don't take Sarah too
she's not in the future don't tell me she dies in this movie
I just what is the movie een doing to me
that's the most horrific thing ever. "burnt paper."
AND THEY FLY APART LIKE LEAVES WHAT THE HELL
yep, she's a graduate of the Kyle Reese School of Talking To Authorities
Dr. Weasel how do you have the credentials to work here
way to telegraph your escape plan Sarah
he's gonna say no
because he's a bitch
THAT'S RIGHT WHERE DID IT GO
COVERUP OH GUYS THIS IS AMAZING
THESE GUYS ARE SKYNET
"it" oh this is awesome
guy reminds me of Obama, he's got that same calm look no not just cause he's black
what is it I am curious so very curious AND THEY HAVE THAT ARM
don't be a weaselbitch Dr. Weaselbitch
well yeah she did practically tell you that
guy come on she's a mom
he time traveled?
EAT HIM SARAH
man she may not have been crazy when they threw here in there but it's not gonna turn around if they treat her like that
the music's awesme OH HELLO THERE
ah shit it's on now
WHERE'S THE OTHER GUY
he's IN THE WRONG PLACE. CATCH UP DOOFUS
hahahaha old video games look kso bad
ROSES? HAHAHAHHAA crafty sir
oh guys how's this gonna THAT'S WHY HE NEEDED THE PICTURE IT IS HIM
COME ON JOHN, GO SAVE YOU
oh god all these kids around this is bad guys it's going bad THAT game looked pretty cool
YOU BLOODY MORON WHY
Old John, that's your own fault, you should have remembered
NO TIME FOR YOUR SHIT, HOCKEY HAIRCUT
OH SHIT IT'S ON NOW
SO EXICTEDNOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT
NOO NONONOONONON GET HIM<
NO NO NO NO WHAT NO RUN
he just blocked the THE OTHER ONE IS AFTER HIM WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL IS THIS I AM SO ALL KINDS OF ON BOARD WITH HWAT IS HAPPENING NOW. folks you have no idea how compeltrely awesome this is. You do but you just don't. Guys I'm, just so SOLD. THIS MOVIE JUST QUADROUPLED IN BADASS AND AWESOME WE HAVE A TERMINATOR ON OUR SIDE
but who the hell is THAT guy
right right back to wha tI'm supposed to be doing
he's got like metal body armor or what the hell WHAT THE FUCK HE HEALS
AND HE'S THROWING AROUND THE 101 LIKE A BOSS
right let's all hjust snap phortos CATCH UP TO HIM
the music is NOT HELPING MY STRESS
HE'S KEEPING UP WITH A MOTORCYCLE WHAT IS THIS THING EVEN
DON'T LET HIM HAVE A TRUCK
I SAY THESE THINGS AND YOU DO NOT LISTEN TO ME
NO TIME FOR YOUR CAR
yeah enclosed spaces that'll heklp you GROW A BRAIN SIR
WHAT THE SHIT
guys this is so badass I can't even with worfds
He dropve a truck off an overpass COME ON GOOD TERMINATOR KILL THE BAD ONE
I sound like a kid right now BADASS SIR BEST KEY
BEST KEY WORKS TWICE
the music is so much stress
IT'S A CONVERTIBLE NOW
shitshitshit BAD ASS
this is so exctiting and tense you have no idea
looks like you've got a flat sir
annnnnnd now skeletons show up and it's all horrifying
chill man it's a tire
hes gonna pop up aghain
what HE'S JUST PURE METAL
WHO LET THE GOLEM INTO THIS MOVIE. WE DON'T LET GOLEMS INTO MOVIES
you know what the Terminator's kind of a golem too when you think about it
he's pretty honest about it
kid don't be a brat the Terminator has no time for your shit
I take it back you don't deserve to be called Sarah Connor Jr
HAHHAHAHAHHA "you did"
what's sscary about this guy BESIDES HIS MUSIC WHICH IS HERE NOW is that he just blends in so perfectly. He looks like a cop. He'll be allowed to go ANYWEHRE
what the hell DOES that meoh
yeah since he IS the authoriT 1000. LOVE IT.
"THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I WOULD TRY TO KILL YOU, YES" never change, Terminator.
why yes, yes I do
it shapeshifts doesn't it oh god
it can change form oh I know it can LOL TERMINATOR VOICE TRICK
CONNED. Love it.
And so warm and understanTHAT IS AN ARM WHICH IS A SWORD HOLY SHIT GUYS
okay it has limitations. that's helpOH IT CAN JUST STAB YOU, THAT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
the thing about knowing its limits? I DO NOT FEAR IT ANY LESS FOR THAT
oh shit the cops are going to chase the wrong one
with the help of the one who looks like a cop GUYS THIS IS SO SMART AND AWESOME
shut up Dr. Weaselbirch, nobody likes you ARMED AND DANGEROUS YES.
this movie, I swear
every sentence starts out smart and ends with crazy shouting
"I am the captain of the not caring brigade."
I need a nickname for the 101. We're gonna call him Sir. I feel like that's right.
Yes she knew you dipstick.
I APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN shut up Sir.
I hate that Sir is right
his problem is that he is lacking in time for the shit which is yours
no don't listen to the brat
he's not smart
oh you cocky little shit.
best pet ever
HAHAHA put your leg down KID YOU JUST SUCK SHUT UP
no shit kid. it's in the name.
yes he is, you're dumb
yes he can, you're dumb TOLD
TOLD AGAIN. SIR IS AWESOME.
he makes "why" sound like it's not a question so much as an 'I don't give a rat's ass"
oh shit guys no don't let him do it
why do I ask you guys to stop things from happening in a movie? it's all I've got so shut up me.
oh right strap her in make it extra easy for the T1000
LOOK JUST NO
T kilo, you can kill that guy. I approve of all the murder of that guy.
Sarah Connor you badass. The shit you go through for your kid. Just love it
I feel like I shouldn't worry but I can't trust the movies any more with anyone.
oh god no she's going to die she doesn't know what this one looks like
fat guard, you're next to die I just know it
THE FLOOR? NOPE
O NO NO DON'T WANT THAT ONE
OH SHIT I TOLD YOU ABOUT EES I WAS VERY CLEAR NO
this is just going to be a thing, isn't it
and starring just about everyone as the T 1000
BARRED. That was immensely satisfying.
I just realized she'll hide from anyone anyway no disguise will help it approach
That's a great trikc YESSS
go fuck yourself Dr. Weaselbitch
BEST. LINE. EVER. Sarah Connor for president of everything
it's hilarious how stiff the kid is WHAT
"he'll live" how most helpful of you Sir
that took no time at all she's a stone cold beast of awesome
oh come on
OH COME ON
hehehe she's just the best
it's going to jump out oh god
OH RIGHT THAT WOULD BE THE WORST THING
I didn't evben think about how bad that would be
NO TIME FOR YOUR SHIT
the face elbow of total failure
HE SAID WHAT REESE DID THAT'S THE BEST THING
oh not you
WHAT HE CAN DO THwell then we're all fucked aren't we
the headsplosiion was just the creepiest thing
STRESS GUHYS I AM GFULL OF STRESS
a blob of mercury is chasing them
what the hell do you even do against that
this is the most exciting thing I'm so sold you guys
and now it has crowbar arms and IT'S JUST THE MOST MONSTROUS THING
don't give things back to the badgfuy, John. we don't play sportsmanlike with the killer mercury
Sarah don't be mean he wanted to see you
...oh god she's gonna die
they just said she'd die
come on Sarah, don't be the worst member of your family
"what's wrong with your eyes" don't ask him to fix them, I won't want to see it
he's so plain and soft-spoken it's amazing
like I'm afraid of it but it's an awesome thing.
AND WE'RE DOING SURGERY.
she's got a grudge
"a dork?" Sir you don't have to take that
and we're scalping Terminators now.
I feel like he only has to obey John, and Sarah he gets to ignore. We'll see if I'm right but he's awful bossy
reminds me of a wafer cookie
love wafer cookies.
that would be a terrible idea, Sarah.
the doppelgolem's going to catch up you know
he's got a BIT of a point? but he's still a brat
see this is why Sir is useful, he keeps watch AND opens car doors in the least practical way imaginable
sure he does, he's the Terminator
are you going to teach him how to sound like a moron YES YOU ARE
I do not accept this.
"I'll give you half?" I hate that you have to grow up.
Terminators don't smile, moron
yyyyyyyeah let's never ask you to do that again
she's so haunted
Miles Dyson, we're off to kill you I think.
Cyberdine is a great name and I want you all to know that
so really what happens is people are stupid and they give the computer all the controls
Cold War kind of vibe here
guy's name means "far away" and you think you're getting through to him WHAT let's not with the tongue
hehehee old computers she's a very nice looking lady isnt she
it's amazing, the way he talks you almost agree with him
he's just a normal guy with a family how can they kill him
were those SNAKES?
if he speaks English and she speaks Spanish...
Uncle Bob. Really.
yeah I'm with you hatman
HAHAHAHAH even Sir is like "what"
HAHAHHAHAA SIR IS LIKE WHAT IS A BABY
well alright then, we have stuff! :D
that's a lot of guns
Sarah you managed to impress THE TERMINATOR with your firepower. You're just the best.
she's got the war eyes.
Nintendo wasn't the thing, it was PS2 and then Wii and then PS3 and Xbox.
kid I want to smack the wax out of you shut up
now that's a Terminator smile.
And we have Sarah Connor modeling the Warrior collection.
that would be a weird conversation. "by the way my son's Future Jesus"
new subject please
this is booooooooooooring shut up John
education on lacrymation!
why did you teach him to talk like that you are a bad person
you deserve that.
best dog ever
Paused. need a sec
okay and back
it's hard to evemn picture her in waitress mode right now
oh not the playground again
I JUST SAID THIS
OHGOD NO WHAT THE HELL
change the future, Sarah. Change it. HOLY LADY SOLDIER she looks just epic.
she's gonna kill that guy
you said it John
if only you would say it in a less annoying way.
I forgot all about the doppelgolem
"we have fillings" is what I heard. The Ghost Twinkie may be influencing me.
Sarah no NO HIS KIDS ARE AWAKE NO
just tell him the truth
tell him anything
show him Sir for pete's sake
THE HELL SARAH NO
he's got no idea why this is even happening doe she
her music's like the Terminator's now
she's the monster now oh god
she's never killed anyone has she
guys all the feelings right now :(
don't lead the doppelgolem to this poor family. Don't do that.
OH GROSS WHAT
I mean that's genius but HE PULLED IT OFF LIKE A SLEEVE
oh he knows that arm
I don'[t blame you guy
see that's the thing, it's not him, it's the people who will exploit his idea
men like him came up with nuclear power. someone else turned it against people. see? he's reasonable.
oh god Mr. Friendly will be waiting there
the narrating is weird and she should stop doing it
takes me right out of the action
"these are the forms you're looking for"
fruit's better than caffeine right no
security locked you out, fella
not for a card, perhaps, but for a Terminator? Cause we've got Sir
OH RIGHT he hacks things
the cops. Right.
HAHAHHAHA YESSSSSSSSSS SIR YOU'RE THE MAN
poison gas in a computer lab? that's a weird OSHIT IT'S HIM AND HE BROUGHT HIS DRONE OF DOOM
seriously it's just this relentless drone BWAAAAAAaaaah BWAAAAAAAaaaaaah
annnnnnd now he knows.
it's neat how they use sunglasses to show which one's the evil one by hiding the eyes.
"Pardon me, death machine, may I borrow your killing device?"
YOU DON'T SAY
guys this is so awesome I'm excited and engrossed and it's just so cool
Wait they're going to blow it up?
The party's back together! :D
Guys we have a party now! :D
It's so awesome! :D
EEEE SO EXCITED
he can't kill! AND HE HAS A MINIGUN OH WELL NOW IT IS ON
"Let me explain about all the cars you used to have"
"Let me explain about all the bladder-stored urine you used to have"
BOOM. LOVE IT.
LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
why is there a decimal point
that's a weird system. what if someone sneezes or like is half a second off
those are the oddest looking balls ever, just gonna say
guys I would go anywhere that's not there if I were you
why is it slowing down OH HEY G=UYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO YOU DID NOT
OH NO NOT SARAH TOO
DON'T DO IT
NOOOOO I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS NO
YOU HAVE KIDS AND A WIFE GET OUT
there's about to be
HEY LOOK I was right now get Miles
"Sir's Doormaking Service, how many doors do you need"
you're going to blow up cops? don't do it man
clever to the end. Miles, I salute you :(
MOTHER BALLS THERE IT ALL GOES
oh not again with the elevatorOH OF COURSE HE'S HERE
did someone order a doppelgolem?
HAHAHHAA HE SAID IT AGAIN
"no thank you"
really how many shots did they need to figure out it was doing squat
they're STILL trying oh that would be very painful indeed HEY GUY.
you know they have elevators, yes?
HAHHAA HE DOES LEARN :D
what is it with Terminators and trucks?
HOLY GREAT MONKEYS and then he MELTS INSIDE
well, that's less stabby than your usual MO, isn't it
wait he's chasing them. with a chopper. how did this movie become the best thing
"any human would be too scared to follow us after that"
NO WHAT THE GODDAM YOU RAMMED IT???
I'm so scared for Sarah right now I feel liek there's a real chance she won't make it
DON'T GIVE HIM THE TRUCK
"I appreciate your concern in that it has facilitated my acquiring of your truck"
The destroyed face A LIQUID NITROGEN TRUCK well at least that can't explode
not like fiery anyway
Hyrdogen explodes, oxygen explodes, what does nitrogen do
seriously Terminators and trucks
STRESSED GUYS I CAN FEEL IT
SHUT UP JOHN YOU'RE NOT HELPING
shaiking with excitement this is amazing and HE'S SHOOTING GRENADES. ON THE HIGHWAY.
still terrible aim
a factory oh god we're going into the end aren't we
dramatic fogging, yeah we're going in oh guys I am stoked and thrilled and terrified and I know he's not done where is he
wait this can stop him!
THIS IS IT ISN'T IT OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS IS THE BEST SOLUTION EVER
FREEZE THE LIQUID METAL YESSSSSSSS :D
HE'S BREAKING APART IT'S SO AMAZING
guys; this has just been an incredible film and this effect is fantastic look how stunned it is
OHHHH YESSSSS THAT WAS THE BEST
and now I get that line too
that was incredible.
HOW DO YOU OH MY GOD IT'S REASSEMBLING OUT OF DROPS AND PUDDLES
how are they supposed to stop that?
oh god no she's like Reese in the last film and it's still coming oh my god guys I am not ready for this why is it still alive
this is like last time and I am sto STRESS right now
it didn't mean to do that IT'S DAMAGED :D
okay so it's on the fritz now it can be beaten YES it's failing they just havwe to run it down or get it to merge with something it can't unstick from
stop going silent, music
HERE WE GO IT'S ON AND IT WON'T EVER BE OOFF
hahaha revcersal WHAT THE HELL it morphed aournd the punch?!?!?!
oh god the arm he's stuck
maybe they can throw im into the molten wellll you just ripped off your own arm
it';s so SLOW WHY
WHY IS IT BEING SO SLOW
oh god no HERE IT COMES THIS IS IT I'M NOT READYYYYY
WHAT THE HELL WITH THE FACE
you'e a moster
NOT THE EYE
noooooooo not Sarah
HOW CAN IT FIGHT LIKE THAT
oh god it's all over someone kill ti epleeeeeease
Sir you need to get up
so that's it then
Sir is gone
I don't even know
Sarah it's on you now you need to finish this again
SIR YOU ARE AWAKE
YESSS YESS GET UP AND FINISH THAT PUDDLE
oh no he's mimicking Sarah nooooo don't dfall for it John YOU MORON
IT'S THE DOPPELGOLEM
THE FEET OH YES
KNOCK HIM IN
YES YES whyyyyyyy
finger wag?? the hell? It's just saditsic now
OHHH YES IT'S SIR
whaaaaat has it become OH GOD THE SCREAM OH GOD
it's the shapes are coming out of it oh god it looks like some demonic thing what's happening
that has to be it
that's the end
so much stress
Sir you look terrible
HAHAHAHAHA Sir has grown a sense of humor
oh no not Sir you need Sir gone too
I';m right and I hate it
I ahte this
won't work and we all know it
this is the worst and i hate it
really the thumbs uAND THe termiator vision is gone
ypou are all bad people
humanity wins for now
annnnd once more I am just wrecked and you are all just terrible terrible people. I'll see you in second thoughts; I need to brain-digest all of that.