Waking up to construction noises isn't really the best thing, but to be fair it was like 11:30 when they were going. When I sleep, I reeeeeally sleep, it seems. Anyway, I've got a morning Gatorade and some One-Handed Bacon & Eggs and there's a movie preset on the TV, so I'm going to skip finishing the Blues Brothers second thoughts for the moment and plow right in.
Also apparently Lacy can post on this blog. I didn't know that. What secrets is she sneaking to you all, eh? S'rude, that one is.
Note on the table says Escape From New York. So I'm guessing this is about people trying to invade Toronto or something. Except not that at all. No idea what we're getting into but I figure it should have some action. That would be good. Like bacon. Bacon is always good. Mmm one-handed cbacon.
Electronic music. Termiantor good or LAdyhawek bad?
Pretty subdued intro
There's a character name Brain. Whast am I getting into. Also the music sonds like its ripping off the terminator riff a bit
1988 thank you for supplying the year well thats csome crime then
Why would you do that though put it were people don't live and work why don't you
Oh wer'e skipping hgead now then? Alrighty
So we're being dropped into a city of laweless hell. Why to escape makes sense now. I'm on board with this so far
We have a raft
Sorry guys, not todaWELL THEN
they weren't kidding about the maximun security
Looks like New York: Terminator edition
Is Libriety Island inside or outside the wall because that could be relevant
especially with copters
New prisoner, looks like. Protagonist? Probably. Either that or like a sidekick and cataslyst for the main character to get out.
Hello Cyclops. How goes the pirate life DID SHE JUST SAY you can commit suicide by rcreamation instead?
Secret jet crashing into the city HOLY SHIT ISN'T THAT THE PRESIDENTS PLANE?
annnnd terrorists capured his plane and are going to drop him into tje Island of Doom ad Darkness
Well I thjink I'm officially sold on this concewpt
It's not so bad. Wuiet sort of neighboorhood
Uh oh. Where's Waldo?
That guy looks like a corpse what DOES he want?
Called it, Cyclops is on the job :D
So if he';s a war hro what was he doing knocking over a bank?
One day, that's a shitty timefraGET A NEW PRESIDENT. I like him already. Man's like hot sauce with an eyepatch.
I'm gonna call him Snake because he said so.
Loving the equipment table, bit sparse though. Jake's crazy girlfriend was better armed than that
WORST INJECXTION METHOD EVER. LET'S NOT DO THAT
Well you sir are a fucking rectum when he gets back he's going to kill you. I'm just going to be agreeing with everything the dangerous pirate cyclops says
TOLD by way of question no less
the little lights are fires, I get it
The graphics are pretty awesome, I have to say
Blacked out elevator, that's not terrifying at all
OSHIT it's on I saw the guy
Maybe not but holy crap it's dark and bleak and the flames don't even help I've got shivers from this it's so atmospheric
I can't help how the colors remind me of that movie and I'm worried someone';s gonna jump him
Found a plane. And a signal.
Invading a theater filled with candles hey there's music
That guy's having a good time anyway. Doesn't seem so bad, eh?
Smiley's gonna come after him isnt he
Oh hey, he's famous
"No I really be thinkin' I do" since he's a pirate and you know, Barbosa. References! :D
What the hell are they doing with that guy
Nice boots indeed. And appatrently he's immune to sneak attacks.
Oh fuck they took the thingy well then
What a perfectly bleak image. It's like a dystopia.
Just gonna sit on mah new porch, enjoy the eautiful scenery, all good
That man's got a cape, hs' important. Let's go kill him and take his stuff, Snake :D
Ah crap it's an ambush
or is it
Does he have Hide in Plain Sight? Nobody's noticing him since Smiley and Nice Boots
there we go
Id' call her the HAHAA "I'm an asshole"
I'd call her the love interest but I don't think Cyclopses are capable of love
Everyone thinks Snake is dead. Does that make him an undead pirate is he part of the Black Pearl
That was a pretty pathetiWHAT TRHE FUCKING HELL HWY ARE THEY BURSTING THROUH THE FLOOR
They're like gibberlings come on Snake don't waste bullets on ibjects well fuck what did he just lose
I think they creep me out becaue they don't make noise HEY SMILEY
Casual Molotov. We just do that round here
YEs cabbie, I get it, the man's name is Snake.
Let's go meet the I JUST SAID IT AND THEN HE SAID IT
I feel like a genius.
How is this film so consistently haunted
Isn't that the Ghostbuster library ? Does the duke have a ghost librarian handy?
Wait the guy's name is Cabby well that makes it easy WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU SNAKE?
Now that's more love interest
Let's get some Brain all going up in here
Odd sort of party. WHY IS HE DEAD
Guess it's not a party. The Duke's got a winning hand to these people
Don't call HArold Harold, you guys, Harold doesnt like it when you call him Harold
Maybe it is a party. Looks like a party
Hahah Cabby knows which way his bread is buttered
NOW THAT IS A PIMPMOBILE
Those are like chanmdelier headlights it doesn't get anyu more pimp than that
So which one is the Duke?
BOOM stealth carjacked.
Well apparently on Broadway they cut peoples heads off and throw shit at you
oh cool it's got blades to get people to fuck off
THE HELL, MOB THWACK we're through the pile
The music's better when it's not trying to be music in this movie
SHOOP and that was easy. Hello Mr. President, how's it going
Why's he moving stiff like that
DidFUCKD Erll this is very very bad then
You sold him out you piece of shit
So that's the duke, who's the little weasely oone
He's heard of you and he thinks you're dead, I'll wager
that's an arrow where the fuck did an arrow come from
HE'S HEARD OF YOU
and is going to make you dead. AND I HEARD YOU WERE DEAD. BOO YEAH. WHO'S THE GENIUS? IT'S ME
HAHAHA those guys look hilarious
Ooh it's morning in the BLEAKEST GRAYEST PLACE EVER WHAT THE HELL
Shoudn't it be clearer if there's not so many cars running through it?
In the court of the Duke THAT SEEMS LIKE A BAD ACTIVITY SIR\
YOU ARE THE DUKE OF NEW YORK YOU'RE A #1
Okay you and your creepy laugh can fuck right off
What's in the box?
Uh, no, let's not steal the important tape
You guys are about to get trashed by the wild tribes of the Big Apple
You two messed up big
annnd now you're after his glider
There's the offer. Who's surprised? They had to know that would be the deal
The clock's getting scary low, guys, I';m not on board with this
Hey there's a snake on Snake
Ooh are they going to make him fight someone? Is it Apollo Creed? Because that would be very bad for Snake.
Nah just a giant. Giant vs. Cyclops, the old grudge match returns
Bah he's not even all that big. I have seen a giant, sir, and you are no giant
Jabba wouldn't be out of place in all this, eh?
But will you have room for his head with those chandeliers there?
B OOM facekick
Why do they even have him in a wig
That's funny, this knife isn't supposed to be in your belly either. Odd how things don't work out the way you want them to
People are just giving him equipment now? Can we get a ring of invisibility too?
THUNK and no more giant
SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE
Duke's not happy about this, oh no
OHEY THAT HAPPENED TOO
But the tape is still in Corpsey Giggles's pocket I thought and nobody knows aout it
Oh shit the glider
YOU FUCKIN MORONS
Don't fool with Nicoletty, eh
Brain you're just an eternal weasel aren't you
I missed him getting hit with an arrow
AHAHAHA Up popos a guy with a crossbow
annnd the Duke is here
CABBY! Forgot about you
JUMPIN CARS LIKE A BLUES BROTHER
well isn't this bridge just a wreck
MASTER CHANDELIER IS ON THE JOB NOW
oh right there are mines
No, I think you got that one VERY WRONG brain that's a couch in the back seat there
that's not the back seat oh come on no not Cabby man
Brain, not so smart perhaps
You'd better run guys, Duke has a car
And just like that it's a party of two and one of them is a useless lump
Three down in no time at all. THIS IS STRESS. THIS IS LOTS AND LOTS OF STRESS.
What the hell
Who shut off the thing HAHAHAHA THE PRESIDENT just went insane
Wow okay apparently I wans't breathing right there I didn't think they'd honor the deal
President's kind of a dick, eh?
He's too tired, but maybe later.
Just gonna walk off this leg wound, it's not a thing
AHAHAHAA HE SWITCHED THE FUCKING TAPES :D
and with some groovyu music too AND HE JUST RUINS IT AND DONE love it. Love it so much
That was a really short movie, folks. Pretty awesome, too. I still don't get why everyone thought he was dead, though. Anyway, I had a lot of fun, and now I think I'm going to get some rest before second thoughts. :D