Let me tell you about the wonderful person you all know as Roomie. Roomie was out in that hot misery that some people call a city. He was out with a car. The car had a cooler in it. I don't know where either of those things came from, but that's incidental, we don't care about the story of how Roomie became an ice ride pirate. Actually that sounds awesome. Anyway.
So I'm coming off of an episode of Star Trek which I'll post about later because I'm really lazy and whatnotlike. Roomie shows up. He has a cooler. Inside the cooler is a tub of and I don't even know where he found it or how he knew but it was a tub of Moon Mist.
Now my second favorite flavor of ice cream is Tiger Tail. Tiger is "orange" ice cream with chocolate stripes; it's garbage, don't buy it. Tiger Tail ice cream is orange ice cream with licorice stripes. It's beautiful. It's splendid. We got it from Chapman's and they put ice cream in boxes, not tubs, and oftentimes they have designs such that if you slice the ice cream rather than scooping it, you get this slab of frozen hello beautiful that looks like a thing - the Canadian flag, for instance, or a checkerboard. Haven't had it in a long time, miss it dearly, it was the best.
My favorite ice cream? Moon Mist. For those who don't know, Moon Mist is banana, grape, and bubblegum ice cream all swirled up into this pinky, purpleblue, pale yellow frozen hello beautiful and it tastes like enchantment and summer memories. It's also usually only available from ice cream places where you'd go to get a cone, and I am of course in a no-cone state right now. AND SOMEHOW THE BEAUTIFUL CRAZY MAN FOUND A TUB AND IT IS IN OUR APARTMENT.
Also we have pizza.
So I just want you all to know, coming into this one, that I am having a very good day so far and I hope this will continue the having of the day that is very and good.
Got a fan on, pizza and ice cream, and some good friends on hand. This should be choice. I know nothing about the movie except that it is about brothers who may sing the blues or be named Blues or be colored blue or maybe cause the blues. I've got nada. Except pizza and Moon Mist.
That's a dark and industrial-lookin place
That is bleak as hell, right there. This is gonna be a dark movie, isn't it.
Correctional prison. Corrected re: prison.
Man don't mess with a guy who's sleeping. It's rude.
I feel like Faceless here is our main character. Why else would they be hiding his face?
That is a seriously big jail they've got there.
Jake. Hello Jake. Or maybe that's the name of his hand. Who knows.
"One gold lighter. Hello Sozay."
ONE SOILED. WELL THEN.
Hello hands named Elwood.
I get the feeling the man dresses in black.
And he signs with an X. Clearly a man of great intellect
This fellow also dresses all in black.
I found The Blurs Brothers, you guys
Nice beat on this song. Low and lazy wait isn't that a cop car?
They look like gangsters.
He traded a car for a miWHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN SEE THAT
Causeway. Many bad memories of roasting in a car waiting for one of these.
Wait wAHAT ARE YTOU DOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOookay then
What city is this? Did they say?
Is he Batman? Wait they're calling a nun "the Penguin?"
Well that wasn't creepy. Orphanages always have automatic doors. Watched over by Particularly Crucified Jesus. Leading to Psychic Nun.
These two don't appear to be in the face-seeing business.
AHAHHA Jake don't fall for it man WHACK you earAHAHAHA AHAHAHA HHAHAAHA YESSSSS
SHE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE
BAHAHAHAHA ohhh that's gotta suck to fall down stairs in a desk
Alright, the nun is VERY spooky. And I agree with Mr. Style here
Hold the phone blowing the harp? Also he totally just gave them a quest. This is an inn of sorts, they're drinking at a table, and he just gave them a quest. To see a cleric.
Oh let's have us a good run at Amazing Grace. Hey Reverend.
When he woke up this morning, he heard a disturbing sound. Now you know too
Oh here we go let's have a song HEY IT'S A BIG NUMBER TOO
What's up with him he's shaking like anything
AHAHAHAA YESSSSSS MAN HE DOES SEE THE LIGHT
JESUS H TAPDANCING CRHUST
Now that's a pretty griggin nimble stout fgella, just saying
The band? The band. The band? Can I get some of that light?
Maybe not right now, actually, I cannot afford to try dancing like that rirght now
That was pretty catchy.
So they're going to go around collecting the members of a musical group?
HAHA A"I took the liberty of bullshitting ya"
Something tells me these two don't mix well with cops
HAHAHAHAAH WELL THEN THAT'S A THING ISN'T IT
Right well they won't add this to your record.
AHAHAHAHA "They're not going to cath us, we're on a mission from God"
That's a terrible way to escape. It's a parking lot.
YES. PARKING LOT BADWHATTHUEFUCK
WHATTHE WHAT IS HE WHATA RE THEY WHY ARE THEY CHASING THEM INTO A MALL
GOOD THING TOO, YOU'RE DRIVING A CAR THROUGH IT
ohhh it hurts to laugh
Jake why are you pointing out shops, are you asking him to drive through them next?
Tat looked like a nice set of drums too
YES IT DOES HAVE EBERTING, INCLUDING HIGH SPEED CHASES because you two are morons aren't you
hahaha the cops are just so screwed here
HAHAHA UPSIDE DOWN COPS
The music's just hilarious in context too
AND BOOM we're out of there!
oh no not your watch
Well didn't they just make an enemy of the police force in ta bigwWHAT IS THIS MUSIC AND HOW DID IT GET SO FUNKY AWESOME that bassline is in my soul now
Love the car hiding spot
Hey look they're in Rocky's neighboorhood. Poor, dark, damp and under the trackWAIT I KNOW THAT FACE
THE FUCK IS THAT
Okay so what the hell just happened it looked like someone trying to assinate Jake with a rockey launcher
AND THEY'RE JUST OKAY WITH THIS. Who the hell are these guys?
Cheese Whiz what
That right there is a special kind of charming decor. Who else has their own train every five seconds
Ah look, they really are brothers
People live like that. I'm just floored by how honest I KNOW that is, like KNOW just deep inside that there are places where that would be luxury.
Didn't falsify those records hard enough, ElwooI KNOW THAT FACE WHO IS THAT
THAT'S LEIA THAT'S PRINCESS LEIA
WHAT THE FLIPPING MOTHER WHAT DUCK HFUCKING HELL VABLAZES S SHE DOING
No time for your demolitions. Mission from God. Excuse us please.
He's going to become a priest. "Well okay."
Hehehe the total sincerity of this man, I love it
They're going after a guy named Bones. I would give by other shoulder for it to be Dr. McCoy.
HAHAHA I just realized they must look just like detectives
Please tell me this isn't the band, they're making me sad. And I've never heard a trombone play that hight
Allo Murh. Steve. DONALD MOTHERFUCKING DUCK. THAT'S THE MAN'S NAME
Oh well that'sprobably bullshit, right?
NOPE. That was a facial expression of NOPE
PARFUL NUFF TURN GOAT PISS INTO GASOLINE love it
Mr. Fabulous and Matt Guitar Murphy. What the fuck are these names and why are they not my names. This is a HAHAHAHAA I love it the mission from God comes back again. Ultimate trump card - quest from a deity.
THINGS NOT TO SAY ON THE PHONE: "Didn't you get five years?"
So what's the man's real name
Ohhhh this is gonna be a thing isn't it I'm already sold
So then a demon dog eats a guy right outside the windows and nobody cares
Someone's panicking. This one's the hardest of hard sells, I think
HAHAHAHA I mean They Smell Bad
Don't talk back to Elwood, he's got NO TIME FOR YOUR STEMWARE
I'm with you little girl, this is hilarious
OH HE DID NOT HAHASHAHAHA OHHH FUCK NO
SELL ME YOUR CHILDRENS
AND HOW MUCH FOR YOUR WIFE AHAHAHAH yessssssss this is betrer then I could have exprected
Hehehehe SIIIIR SIIIIR
What's all this now oh what WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE THERE NAZIS
I wish I could beleive that people like these people did not exist
I think the acroemnu for that comes out to Asswipe
Rectums. It's "rectums."
I'm with you, Jake.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOVE IT
So now they've got Nazis after them. Can they go piss off Vader and a dinosaur next, because then the whole thing would just be on.
Hot damn that looks like a place to be. Packed summer streets, live music, street stalls, fooood
That's some great pick-up kind of music. Solid groove. "I love that talk." Damn straight. "A-haw-haw-haw-haw" hehee lobing the old Crush and Coke logos, too and that's the happiest looking child
I want that man's hat
So that's the guitar guy they want. I like him
I'm with you, lady, dry toast is nonsense
HAHAHA Jake, that sounds like the best thing right now. Four whole fried chickens.
WAIT does that mean he alwas orders that? Cause that's fuckin awesome
This guy's the first one who just straiht-up wants to see them. AND WAY TO PISS OFF THE AUTHORITY, ELWOOD
NO TIME FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY hehehe
Ohhh you done fucked up there Matt
MUSICAL NUMBER. LOVE IT
THE PIPES ON THIS LADY, HOLY SHIT that voice
I don't know how he's not part of the wall, getting sung at like that HAHAHA man on the counter just wailig awa on the sax AND NOW THEUY'RE DNACING TOO. THIS IS SURREAL AND JUST AWESOME
Goddamn I want to go to a diner like that now, they're just the best places
HEHEHEHE and sax man's just running off to join them
HEhehe "Curl up and dye"
Hey there Crayz Princess Leia AND A FLAMETHROWER MANUAL. WELL THEN.
So is this the whole band now?
Love music stores too. Really I just like being places. Or maybe that's the trapped in an apartment talking
Oh boy don't steal from a blind guy. Or is he blind? I think he's blind.
kid looked so sad I'm sad now
He's got a real stiff way of holdinHAHAHAHA "I'll throw in the black keys for free"
Ray, you're already my favorite. And there's already a dnace group outside AND HORNS YESSSSS
so are we just all musical numbers all the time now because I AM ON BOARD WITH THAT
BEND OVAR LET ME SEE YA SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER
Massive street dance party. Awesome.
Super enthusiastic bird dance man
Arte tjese allr eal dances??
Like what the hell this is so awesome these are all real aren't they
Ohhhh it hurts to clap
So like... this is a musical movie in disguise? Because this is fantaqstic. I mean, the other song was great, but these are like.. dance moves with crazy names that they've got this whole group doing all together and I have to ask myself "were these like actual crazes at some point?" I'm pretty sure at least some of them had to be, and the song's just great for it too. Is the man actually blind? Are the band actually playing? I don't know how much is true and how much is show but I don't even care because it all looks like a ton of fun. Like, when Jake told the band they'd never had more fun than when they were all togehter, I get where that comes from now because HOLY SMOKES that is some damn fun music. The horns were dancing, the guy with the tamourine getting in on the action, and our two nutty leads just going all in on it.
Folks, I'm ready for more. :D SO READY.
Man I feel bad he's not getting paid for that stuff. Ray, you're the best and a half
Did they really just tape an X over the other band's logo?
"HAve I ever lied to you?" Bet that's a yes
Ghostbusters, of course. That's who one calls.
OH HOLY SHIT psychopathic pigtails Leia
WHACK HOW THE HELL ARE THEY ALIVE
annnnnd they made a profit on getting flamethrowered and blown up. How about that
HAHAHAA ATHE ADDRESS STRIKES AGAIN
Wait so like their actual last name is Blues?
TYhat doesn't sound promising
wait wait is he about to steal A VENUE? because that's bold as hell and I'm on board with it except THIS PLACE IS NOT AWESOME
"That's naaaahce" uhhhhh that accent.
AHAHA Both kinds. Counery AND westermn. O\m with you, Eldwood, this is NOT the place.
Hoyl crap the enthusiasm Jake'\s putting on. Guy's nots.
Why is there chicken wire over the stage
This sounds good. WALL OF BRASS.
Oh shut the fuck up you assholes this is real music
WELL THEN. That explains the chicken wire
Jake does not look impressed at all
Wait wat they like this music so they're STILL throwing beer bottles? WHAT the hell is wrong with these people
Elwood's having fun at least
NO SMOKING. WHIP. Best no smokling campaighn ever, I think
Sad lonely hick man tearing up
I wonder what the crap they played for the whole show
If the shit fits, wear it.
There's a stunt coming here, isn't there
OH COME ON WHO FALLS FOR THAT
BAHAHAHAHAHHA why the hell did they get there so late then
Oh shit did they just they just made even more enemies. OUR LADY OF FAST ACCELERATION hehehehe marvelou AND THERE 'S THE COPS.
AHHHAHAHAA YESSSSS they've made so many enemies that they're actually taking each other out
There's a strip of human leather in the sauna
HAHA just realized they still have their hats on
"I know all about that, I been exploited all my life"
did he just play the blackmail carYEP.
"Mission from god" never stops being funny. Still hurts to laugh.
AHAHHAA THE BAND WAS JUST HIDING THERE
Hey, it's Curtis again!
Wy are they adversiting in a field okay this makes more sense
Hey it's the Rev!
Hahaha yesssss she got cuted into it
So they're just telling any lie tHAHAHA HE POSTED IT UPSIDE DOWN ohhhhh crap they'll all find them
OH CRAP. Now the band's gonna kill them
Wait a gas station without gas COME ON
what did he even just steal there
Middle of nowhere, Curtis
You're just telling literally everyone, eh?
HAHAHAH ARMY OF REDNECKS camped and ready
Elwood are you seriously
Well this is a problem then, isn't it
WHAT THE HELL they just blew up an everything
Driving through sewers, apparently
Ahhhh hthat explains it
They did fill the place. Pretty awesome.
Wait what the hell
Where did the white everything come from
Who cares. That's some smokey jazz right there. AND IT'S C AROUD PAriticiAPION SONG TOO
AHAHHAHA the sneaking in time with the music :D
Guys everything about this is all kinds of awesome
HEHEHEHE just out-scatting them all like a master
Curtis is the best WHAT ARE THEY UP TO HERE
AHAHAHHA HE GLUED THE GAS DIDN'T HE
Wait so he's going to blow up the cops' tires?
Love that the band's getting into this too
What a great song. Ohhhh so it was like a ... what? Just his charisma classing up the performance?
Yessss. Fat Cop, you rock.
Annnd it's the ladies. Of course.
Curtis, you old scalawag, you're thre greatest.
The audience has no time for your shit, boys.
OHHHH YESS THAT BRASS STINGS AND IT'S SEXY
"We welcome all the law enforcement, thanks for coming" ohhh it hurts so much to laugh
It hurts to clap why don't I learn things
the hell is Elwood up to is it a harmondsica
What a groove
AHAHAHA just waving at the cops like it's nothing
What a great harmony in the horns
I can't even tell you how much I'm enjoying all this
"So this. Tada!"
1400? They owe him more than that, the piano was 2 grand right?
So the implication is that they played more than two numbers, I hope
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW
"Nah it's cool, it's cool"
AND FOR THE COMMON GOOD
Someone stole my broken, unfueled car while I was waiting for a tux BOOM the eyes come out
BAHAHAHAHAA and just like that they're off AHAHAHA YESSS ALL THE COP CARDS
"IT's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." BOOM.
This is the best movie. This is the best everything. It's insane in the best way :D
Boys, I think they found more cops to chase you with
HIS PEDAL HEHEHEHEHEHHE UYESSSSSSSSS
Blues Brothers 1, rednecks 0 SHE DID GO TO THE MOTEL HAHAHAHAHA
So they both jilted love interests on the same night AND THE CHASE HAS ?BEEN ON FROM NIGHT INTO DAY
Uh oh, the NAzis are coming after them now
And the chase music is just so cool about everything
what the blazes are you doing
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING COPS YOU HAVE MORE BRAINS THAN THAHHAHAHAHA OH SHIT HOW MANY ARE OGING TO FAL DOWN THERE
BOOM into the truck "HI!"
"This is car 55, we're in a a truck :D " love Fat Cop, he's hilarious
Mounties, boat cops, HAHAHAHA USE OF UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE HAS BEEN APPROVED. WELL SHIT GUYS, IT'S ON NOW ISN'T IT
ther'es been a smile on my face for like twenty minutes now and it's huring
THE JUMP RETURNS and the coms smash each tohter instead
LEarn to drive, guys
Uh oh, they're gaining
HEre we go again how many cop cars are they gonna wreck
That's got to be waaay to fast to be driving in a city
ANOTHER ONE BAHAHAHA AWESOME LIIK AT THE PILE look at that insane pile
AND THEN THE RIDE OF THE VALRKERIES annnnnndwe have NAzis everyone
This looks ridiculously dangerous and I love ti
The jump again nope
WHAT THE FUCHOW DID THEY COME ON NOT EVEN
They were NOT that high in the airBOOM don't even care, just amused
INTO THE BUILDING. Well of course. A mall could take it, after all
HAHAHHHAHAA OH FUCK IT HURTS TO LAUCH SO MUCH
that's not even anything like a car anymore.
this is where Hold Portal comes in handy
"Down the hall" like it's not even a thing that these two are running like crazy peopl
THAT'S THE ARMY. THEY BROUGHT THE FRIGGIN ARMY
Snipers HALICOPTERS HAHAHAHAH
"PArdon me, my giant army of law enforcement would like to know where to go" "Sure" AAAAAAAAAARGH
Why DO they say "hut" all the time
ahhh he broke the elevator
That will not be enough
THAT will not be enough., Guys it's still just wood
HAHAA and then back in 5 minutes
They don't evven realize the scale of all of this YANK.
HAHAHHA YESSS JUST BLOWING THROUGH IT
WELL THEN. DO NOT FUCKING MOVE.
And so it begins where it ends, with a few extra heads in the mix for good measure. Is the whole band actually in the hoosegow or just the Blues Brothers? Either way this is a fun closing number. We're gonna jam to this, so I'm going to sign off now. Have an awesome day, everyone. :D